Laughs, Life & Everything In Between
Unfollowing someone online shouldn't feel like filing for divorce, and yet here we are, sweating through our shirts over a single tap. We've somehow decided that our social media follower lists are sacred documents that require notarization and a grief counselor to amend. It's time to talk about why digital disconnection feels so catastrophically personal — and why it absolutely doesn't have to.
Somewhere between a lopsided pottery bowl and a CrossFit coach screaming at me to 'embrace the suck,' I had a quiet revelation: maybe not everyone is meant to find their passion, and maybe that's perfectly fine. I spent an embarrassing amount of money sampling the trendiest hobby trial classes America has to offer, and I am here to report back with findings that are equal parts humbling and hilarious. Spoiler: I am not a ceramicist.
Somewhere between your third side hustle and your fifth motivational podcast, you forgot what it felt like to just exist. GoTillman is here to hand you the permission slip you never knew you needed — consider this your official license to be magnificently, unapologetically unproductive.
American dating apps are basically a wildlife documentary, and you, dear reader, are both the camera crew and the unsuspecting gazelle. From the guy holding a fish to the woman whose entire personality is 'fluent in sarcasm,' GoTillman breaks down every archetype haunting your For You page — and somehow makes it hurt less.